Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Dastardly Doings of the Dirty Digger

Oh, boy, the Old Bill and the DPP have brought the hammer down on two of the Dirty Digger’s deppity dirty diggers. Rebekah and Andy. Close personal friends and drinking buddies of Dodgy Dave and little Georgie O. of the Chipping Norton, riding-to-hounds, sherry-in-the-stirrup-cup set. Probably co-conspirators too in all manner of dodgy spin enterprises. Downing Street at both Numbers 10 and 11 must be feeling very squeamish about what these pillars of the London media and doctors of spin will be induced to say by the Queen’s prosecuting QC on the stand. Or will they be forced to cop a plea or remain silent in their own defense?

Damian Thomson below suggests that there are no adults in Downing Street; a charge with which it is hard to quibble. It’s regrettable that Eton College and Oxford University feature as suggested contributors to this political malaise. The list of PM’s and Chancellors of the Exchequer with similar educational backgrounds is a long one and many highly regarded statesmen are numbered among them.



You have to read this live action piece of Euro-Farce and marvel if not wonder. The video of Nigel Farage speaking to the European parliament is a classic well worth the price of admission and not to be missed. (I know there are those among you who don’t rate NF too highly, but he sure pins one on that gutless, spineless wonder of a Brussels Troika – Van Rumply, Barroso and Renn. Not least because, in this instance, like the man or not, he’s right on. He’ll be doing UKIP’s numbers no harm among the Tory backwoodsmen with such sterling oratory). We are also told that the other Troika is almost Johnny on the spot in Athens and the huge news is that big Euro-Beast Barroso will be joining them. He’ll help them come to the conclusion that Greece is as bust as a sovereign can get. Massive debt redemptions looming in August, GDP in free fall, the Greeks “hugely off track” in imposing austerity upon themselves. Perhaps Barroso is there to threaten the Troika into donning the rose tinted specs so that another tranche of real money can be poured into the bottomless pit. Or is he there to tell Samaras that there is no scope to renegotiate so he should go quietly? And now fresh from Berlin, a suggestion that the Affens beautician should be sharpening the tools of his trade to apply another ‘aircut to a bunch of baldies.




And so, with the weather turning to serial scorchers in the Home Counties and Sarfeast and the Olympic spectacle imminently to begin, August just around the corner and traffic snarled from Swindon to Stepney-by-Bow, it may be a good time to ignore the Euro and its practitioners, settle back with the TV and a large G&T and allow the Euro Great & Good to head off to their summer fleshpots unmolested. It (the Euro-Crisis) has become less than funny and given its truly horrendous potential to destroy, hardly a good source or target of black humour and sarcasm. They are going to make an horrendous mess of it, that we can guarantee, so good taste suggests it’s time to grab a piece of Brighton Rock and bury our collective heads in the sands of Scarborough. When we emerge, something big may have been rent asunder with a bang or a whimper, but we can meanwhile continue to grow old with our trousers rolled. Die Kanzlerin would be well advised to take one of her long and bracing walks im Schwarzwald where Hollande, Rajoy, and the Mario’s cannot find her.

As for poor Spain, we can only weep – from Franco to Euro-purgatory in a heart-beat.

Simon


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