Wednesday, March 20, 2013

But Richard, for Cyprus!

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/ambroseevans-pritchard/100023466/daylight-robbery-in-cyprus-will-come-to-haunt-emu/



The psychology of bank runs is fascinating. See Mary Poppins. Frau Tante Angela has decided to step out und Schlittschuh laufen over the thinnest of ice. The only prerogative in the Berliner Kanzerlei Bunker today, to which Der Bundesbank is clearly subordinated, is that she be re-crowned as Die Königin in September. Das Vertrauen ist eine Trücke. Poking Vlad Vlad in the eye is a delicious bonus via Nicosia. He’ll get his retribution in when a cold snap hits the Ossies again – his friends in Minsk and Kiev will be only too happy to raise the price of gas/close the taps for Der Vaterland in return for a few free nights in Moscow with Anna Chapman.

Hum er Ärmster,  Herr Anastasiades zwischen Baum und Borke sitzt. Should have called Die Frau Angela’s bluff after asking Vlad Vlad for his best offer; to include bringing his naval units from Latakia to Larnaca and Limassol for an indefinite stay, with free tots of Ouzo. Now he’s going to have to try to back-track or the parliament will do it for him. Either way this dog/Hund has barked/gekläfftet hat and the Euro in your pocket will never be the same.

Wonderful how a sovereign nation can receive a diktat aus den Norden to expropriate its own people. At least when FDR did it to gold holdings he was President of the USA. It helps blur the line between a tax and the government helping itself to the Euro in your pocket. Oh, to be in Nicosia now that the bail-out is there.

Should help concentrate minds in Rome – woops I forgot, they’re too busy placing bets on The Argentine Pope v Christina the Glamorous v Dodgy Dave. At least Dave had the good sense to stay out of Rome while there is a) no government there, and b) Christina is in town and ready to box his ears again à la G20.

Will the Cypriots wake up tomorrow and smell the Retsina? Another day in the death of the Euro. Long live the Euro.

Apologies for the pidgin-Deutsch but we must all practise for the day Die Königin rules as Hegemon of all the Hegemons.

Simon

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