Monday, June 11, 2012

Was für eine Zugabe, Angela?

http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2012/06/10/niall-ferguson-on-how-europe-could-cost-obama-the-election.html

Niall is on form here – but I think he misses the wind from Wisconsin.





Here’s a medley of Euro-Songs to lighten your Monday gloom. The markets behaved predictably. An early dealer self-protective, short-covering bounce, followed by more selling by those facing the reality, if not the horror, of the week to come (the weak to go – down or to the wall). The bailout (of Spain) that cannot speak its name. Debt on debt, mumbo on jumbo, kant on can’t (or won’t) and not a coherent story in sight. Rajoy puts on a brave face but knows that the Eurocrats have offered him only the hemlock of more debt. Will it be EFSF, will it be ESM (not yet in existence, not yet ratified by the Bundestag), what will the interest rate be, will all other lucky Spanish creditors see themselves subordinated as a prelude to the Greek barber taking his Affens ‘aircut and setting up shop in Madrid? Rajoy says it’s only for the banks, but it’s a new sovereign obligation however he cuts it – but does it enter the banks as equity, debt, paella? Rajoy says no external new conditions. But if it rides like a troika, smells like a troika and waddles like a troika and has Mme Lagarde at the reins, it sure isn’t a duck. He’ll have to eat crow soon enough: the Eurocrats say Spain will be “supervised”. How does that sovereignty feel, Mariano? So the medicine failed to reduce the patient’s fever even for one trading session. Was für eine encore (Zugabe), Angela?

Our local world-class daily rag, the Orange County Register (you know – where the Housewives come from) inadvertently gets the sub-headline right on the money. “Spain not spared Pain – Prime Minister gloomy as country gets lifeline to short (sic) up banks. Who needs Euro-friends with what must feel like an enema to Mariano? Can he resist the temptation to emulate Christina’s coup de Repsol and divert attention from his troubles by sending the Armada to Gibraltar (it’s much closer than Flanders, Mariano). Sic transit gloria mundi.

We just don’t know and we cannot be told – because the Euro-brains don’t know either. Can Italy fund its share of the bailout, can Spain, will Spain, should Spain? Will the Finns continue to demand collateral (something they can take to the BuBank with a straight face)? Loads of dirty laundry, all waiting to be mutualized. No more promises – show us the money!

Ambrose returns to his monetary contractions and lays the blame squarely at the door of the Frankfurt/Berlin Axis. He advocates that Latins outvote the Teutons at the ECB and direct Mario 2 to buy all Spanish and Italian paper on offer (via the printing press, of course). Let Nord-Europa head out in a huff, he suggests. On which side would the French come down, one wonders? Hollande cannot want to preside, right after his election, over the biggest bust-up across the Rhein since …. The French could not live in the Deuro for long. Would Mario 2 dare to follow such direction – und hochheben der mittler Finger als BuBank? Another ECB resignation could be Der Kuss des Tod.

And after more Sturm und Drang than we can all handle, we must await all week with breath suitably bated the Greeks to get their do-over right on Sunday. Very hard to imagine they’ll get the third shot. Much like a North Korean rocket launch, this one could dive rapidly into the Aegean. My prediction – there will be another hung-parliament. (Not hanged, note). Papoulias will have to try again with an infinite series of permutations and combinations of left, left, left, right, left. It’s unlikely to be synthesis, catharsis, stasis – just Sweeney very Agonistes, Melodrama Aristophanic.

I commend you to Peter Popham’s piece in the Indie link above. He takes a very contrary view to my own. Which is to say that, having tried very hard and with no fear of breaking a lot of crockery to create an edifice that could stand tall in its own right and volition, and having found that edifice to be inherently unstable, shaken repeatedly to its very foundation, the faith of its congregation sapped at every turn, he advocates only one sure course is to be recommended. More from the same architects must be offered. We must have and clearly we desperately need “more Europe”. It dates me, but I vividly recall the mantra of Anthony Wegdwood-Benn after another Worzel Gummidge poll fiasco (or was it the Welsh Windbag), that the answer could only be “more full red-blooded socialism”. For ever doubling-down and coming up snake-eyes.


Jeremy comes through late in the day with an analysis which won’t make for jolly reading in Madrid nor in other Euro-points-east.

For you Harvey-Nicks habitués, a horror story of utter tastelessness from today’s DT thanks to Christina Odone - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/cristina-odone/9323520/How-could-Harvey-Nicks-get-it-so-wrong.html  (This story is unsuitable for young eyes and ears). But it does gel with another less than tasteful analogy drawn by a waggish commentator describing the Spanish bailout. “It’s a bit like peeing your pants at the North Pole. The initial warm feeling is shortly followed by less pleasant sensations”. With apologies to those of you with very sensitive constitutions. Head for Fortnums.

Almost as an afterthought we learn that Cyprus will this week request a Spanish style bailout, albeit on a rather lesser scale. It must be announced this weekend prior to the Greek poll results becoming known and rendering the whole exercise null and void.

It’s setting up to be a long and exciting Euro-Woche for all the wrong reasons. Arme Angela.

Simon

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