Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Merkozy RIP



Merkozy, RIP. Waiting for the verdict des Français on Psychozy in the first round as we speak. 10 points adrift of the Dutchman and it will be all over bar the counting. Will Snarko ask Marine for her endorsement?

Flash pollsters’ news. Hollande 28 – 29%, Napoléon 25 – 26%, Marine 17 – 20%. Clearly Marine is the moral winner! Boney will claim he’s in striking distance for Round 2 but he’ll need a full court pander to Marine’s shock troops. What orders will Marine give? Vote for Hollande, which will quickly bring France à genoux and then she can offer to clean up the mess?

It will be an unpleasant congratulatory phone call für die Frau Kanzlerin to make to the new Président Hollande on May 7th. Will she call him first, or will he get in his prëemptive demand on Draghi to put the ECB printing presses into over-drive. Will Draghi channel his inner Buba when Jens Weidmann goes postal; and after the go-for-growth billet doux supporting François-the-munificent arrives from Club Med HQ?

Dear Mario, Aiuto! Mariano says Hi. Tuo amigo, Mario.

Meanwhile the Cristina and Christine shows play to full houses in Buenos Aires and DC respectively. Little tax cheater, Geithner has stayed home or under his desk waiting to hear how many of his ATF agents were in flagrante delicto in Cartagena or tried to short the tip. Little smarmy toff Georgie O is totally bewitched and besotted by Christine’s foulard tied around his scrawny neck and has coughed up £10 bil to the bag lady, rainy day fund. Doubtless Georgie is hoping that the small print and finance ministers less susceptible to Christine’s seduction will render the whole “commitment” null and void. In the meantime the Tory back-benches will be a study in hyper-tension, if not spitting blood.





How many photos of the comely Christine can you stand? Get ready, because after 5 years at the IMF shilling for the Euro, she plans on replacing Hollande at l’Élysée! Maybe Hillary will be in the White House and pigs really will be flying.

More on Bo/Heywood/MI6 in the fullness of time. Cannot handle more excitement right now.

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