Merkozy,
RIP. Waiting for the verdict des Français on Psychozy in the first round as we
speak. 10 points adrift of the Dutchman and it will be all over bar the
counting. Will Snarko ask Marine for her endorsement?
Flash
pollsters’ news. Hollande 28 – 29%, Napoléon 25 – 26%, Marine 17 – 20%. Clearly
Marine is the moral winner! Boney will claim he’s in striking distance for
Round 2 but he’ll need a full court pander to Marine’s shock troops. What
orders will Marine give? Vote for Hollande, which will quickly bring France à
genoux and then she can offer to clean up the mess?
It
will be an unpleasant congratulatory phone call für die Frau Kanzlerin to make
to the new Président Hollande on May 7th. Will she call him first,
or will he get in his prëemptive demand on Draghi to put the ECB printing
presses into over-drive. Will Draghi channel his inner Buba when Jens Weidmann
goes postal; and after the go-for-growth billet doux supporting
François-the-munificent arrives from Club Med HQ?
Dear
Mario, Aiuto! Mariano says Hi. Tuo amigo, Mario.
Meanwhile
the Cristina and Christine shows play to full houses in Buenos Aires and DC
respectively. Little tax cheater, Geithner has stayed home or under his desk
waiting to hear how many of his ATF agents were in flagrante delicto in
Cartagena or tried to short the tip. Little smarmy toff Georgie O is totally
bewitched and besotted by Christine’s foulard tied around his scrawny neck and
has coughed up £10 bil to the bag lady, rainy day fund. Doubtless Georgie is
hoping that the small print and finance ministers less susceptible to
Christine’s seduction will render the whole “commitment” null and void. In the meantime
the Tory back-benches will be a study in hyper-tension, if not spitting blood.
How
many photos of the comely Christine can you stand? Get ready, because after 5
years at the IMF shilling for the Euro, she plans on replacing Hollande at
l’Élysée! Maybe Hillary will be in the White House and pigs really will be
flying.
More
on Bo/Heywood/MI6 in the fullness of time. Cannot handle more excitement right
now.
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