Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Les Comédies des Politiques



Well it’s been an interesting weekend of development in Les Comédies des Politiques in Europe. The Euro-fissures are opening wider daily. Geert Wilders has screamed “enough already” and looks like bringing down the Dutch government; which will leave the fiscal compact looking a little uncompacted. Poor Christine.

Though I say it myself, I did implore you to keep a racing eye out for that fine French filly, Marine Le Pen making a strong run down the right. She got her nose to a highly commendable third, right up against Boney’s withers and in the run off she’s now in the powerful position of being the handicapper. Could Napoléon offer her a senior ministry in his next administration? Muslim affairs perhaps. In return for adding some big weights to Francois’ saddle.

Interesting to note Mr. Wen is in Germany and reported as stating loudly that “the crisis is not over”. Could he be referring to l’affaire Bo or the mighty Euro? A very subtle Politburo sense of humour. Ditto for Cristina announcing through her economy minister in DC that the IMF is spending way too much time and resources on the Euro. Its charter is for real basket case countries like Argentina that hasn’t repaid its last bail out from 10 years ago yet. Has them rolling in the IMF aisles (or their eyeballs).

For those keeping score, the Euro has now resulted in régime change in Ireland, Greece, Italy, Portugal and Spain. Now add Les Pay Bas. Not a bad record. On May 6th France could be added to the tally. Club Med under almost entirely new management. Maybe they’ll offer Francisco Schettino the job of entertainment supremo.


OK I can hear you groan. With good reason. Yet another photo of the ravishing Christine, sans foulard. I guess she had to press her décolletage into service to keep the eyes of Little Georgie and others on the ball. However, I doubt she’s been reckoning on Geert in Den Haag bringing down the burgher government of The Netherlands. Ambrose quotes Paul Krugman with the first sensible thing I’ve ever heard him utter “The IMF (aka Mme Lagarde) is helping Europe commit suicide”.

Watch out below in the markets at opening tomorrow as the Dutch PM resigns.

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